John Thomas™ WOODY Silicone Dildo w/Vacuum Hole
Got Wood? We sure have!
Meet Woody brought to you by JohnThomasToys!
Woody is another really stunning and original adult toy which we are proud to showcase to you.
Woody is a platinum silicone dong designed in the UK by our top designer Neddy_Pig and manufactured by our friends in the USA.
Woody boasts a realistic wood effect grain and comes complete with ridges, lumps, bumps and thorny looking protrusions guaranteed to tickle your fancy time and time again!
Woody is nice and solid and you will love to get a hold of him and I’m sure you can think where you want to tuck him away. Woody has a curved design to his shaft and combined with all his textures it’s clear he’s designed for some serious fun.
Woody was made in copper molds and the quality is obvious even to the uninitiated sex toy lover.
Woody is made from medical grade platinum silicone and comes with a vacuum hole in every dildo.
The vacuum hole means Woody can be used with harnesses and sex machines provided they use the vac-u-lock system.
We advise that you clean you adult toy after each use and this can be achieved by washing by hand although many customers prefer to do so in the dishwasher.
Being a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, Woody can be warmed up or cooled down prior to insertion for that added layer of eroticism.
Don’t be a sheep and go for a boring large silicone dildo go for one that’s more interesting – and get some wood!
Woody comes in 4 sizes: 7”, 9”, 12” or 16”. The 16 inch version is a huge dildo so please be aware of that before you order. Not only is that dildo huge it is also very heavy so check the specifications as it may not be suitable for your requirements (such as a sex machine).
If ordered in the UK then you will receive Woody with free next working day delivery. There is also the option of Saturday delivery and convenient collect at the local post office. Within the EU there is a £9 postage cost. USA is £16 and the Rest Of the World is £26. Please do remember though that you are responsible for ordering these sex toys into your country/state/province and some laws may prohibit them. If in doubt please check first – if you require assistance please contact us.
JohnThomasToys use materials which are safe and sustainable and we are committed to reducing our carbon footprint.
Being medical grade platinum silicone it is highly unlikely that you will experience any problem with your sex toy. For your peace of mind we offer a 365 day quibble free returns policy on your sex toy within it’s first year and the option to extend to 3 years or a lifetime warranty (terms and conditions apply).
When you order your large silicone dong from us the dispatch process is fully track-able so you can keep any eye on when it will arrive. Within the UK we use Parcelforce and within the EU we use their partner of choice GLS.
All orders are both protected and camouflaged en-route to you. They are shrink wrapped and placed in a faux velvet bag. They are then placed in very strong double walled cardboard boxes and security sealed.
Order your big silicone dong from us today and we promise discreet billing and packaging. Our friendly sales team are waiting to hear from you and if you have any queries, comments or suggestions we would love to hear them.