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Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone.

 

This dong is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

 

Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non porous, stain resistant & is incredibly durable.

 

We use copper molds to produce ultra high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone moldings.

 

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher & being silicone you may heat up or cool down the dong for added sensation.

 

Meet the bad boy from Outer this world...introducing Alien Hooligan.

With a lily flower shape penile head & balls of a dog this weird & very unusual fantasy cock will sure to get your imagination flowing.

Created by ********** aka Flak Boy who is a freelance designer who works for himself, we wanted him to work for us as part of the John Thomas™ design team but he prefers to be a lone wolf, oh well maybe in the future.

Flak Boy's mind is wild as he creates fantasy & gothic skulls & dragons etc usually, this piece of silicone artwork shows his imagination in spades.

 

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

 

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large & heavy make sure you read the specifications below carefully before ordering.

 

 

Specifications

 

(small) 7"

  • Overall height:  7 inches  /   17.78 cm
  • Overall length:  7.3 inches  /   18.70 cm
  • Base height:  1.1 inches   /   2.79 cm
  • Insertable length:  6.5 inches   /   16.51 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  4.5 inches   /   11.43 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  4 inches   /   10.16 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  4.4 inches   /   11.17 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  6.8 inches   /   17.27 cm
  • Circumference (base):  8.5 inches   /   21.59 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  249g   /   0.54 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Powder blue
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714330409
  • MPN:  UK-017883285-01
  • SKU:  JT5345101-S/LB

 

(medium) 9"

  • Overall height:  9 inches  /   22.86 cm
  • Overall length:  9.6 inches  /   24.50 cm
  • Base height:  1.4 inches   /   3.55 cm
  • Insertable length:  8.5 inches   /   21.59 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  5.8 inches   /   14.73 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  5 inches   /   12.70 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  5.8 inches   /   14.73 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  8.8 inches   /   22.35 cm
  • Circumference (base):  11 inches   /   27.94 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  549g   /   1.21 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Powder blue
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714330416
  • MPN:  UK-017883285-02
  • SKU:  JT5345102-M/LB

 

(large) 12"

  • Overall height:  12 inches  /   30.48 cm
  • Overall length:  13.22 inches  /   33.60 cm
  • Base height:  1.8 inches   /   4.57 cm
  • Insertable length:  11 inches   /   27.94 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  8 inches   /   20.32 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  6.4 inches   /   16.25 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  8 inches   /   20.32 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  12 inches   /   30.48 cm
  • Circumference (base):  15 inches   /   38.10 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  1341g   /   2.95 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Powder blue
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714330423
  • MPN:  UK-017883285-03
  • SKU:  JT5345103-L/LB

 

(X large) 16"

  • Overall height:  16 inches  /   40.64 cm
  • Overall length:  18 inches  /   45.80 cm
  • Base height:  2.4 inches   /   6.09 cm
  • Insertable length:  14 inches   /   35.56 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  10 inches   /   26.01 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  9 inches   /   22.86 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  10.5 inches   /   26.67 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  15 inches   /   38.10 cm
  • Circumference (base):  20 inches   /   50.80 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  3223g   /   7.10 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Powder blue
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714330430
  • MPN:  UK-017883285-04
  • SKU:  JT5345104-XL/LB

John Thomas® ALIEN HOOLIGAN Platinum Silicone Dildo

£69.99 Regular Price
£21.00Sale Price
Size / Firmness
  • John Thomas Toys® No quibble replacement Life Time Warranty is included with this product, terms & conditions apply.