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This dong is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.
 
Essex Geezer silicone dong is designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.
 
Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone.
 
Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC.
 
Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non porous, stain resistant & is incredibly durable.
 
We use copper molds to produce ultra high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone moldings.
 
You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher & being silicone you may heat up or cool down the dong for added sensation.
 
Whether you love TOWIE or just fancy a bit of rough from Essex? this Geezer from Brentwood will sort you out!

Protruding, over sized foreskin and penile head that'll have you creaming in your pants for more.
 
*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.
 
 
Specifications
 
(small) 9"
Overall height:  9 inches  /   23.00 cm
Base height:  1.9 inches   /   4.80 cm
Insertable length:  7.1 inches   /   18.03 cm
Circumference (foreskin):  8.6 inches   /   21.80 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft):  7.9 inches   /   20.20 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft):  7.7 inches   /   19.50 cm
Circumference (base):  14 inches   /   35.50 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O ring compatible
*Weight:  998g   /   1 kg (*variable)
Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture:  Skin
Colour:  Black
Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN:  5060714332472
 
(medium) 11"
Overall height:  11 inches  /   27.94 cm
Base height:  2.4 inches   /   6.00 cm
Insertable length:  8.6 inches   /   21.84 cm
Circumference (foreskin):  10.7 inches   /   27.80 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft):  9.8 inches   /   24.70 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft):  9.3 inches   /   23.30 cm
Circumference (base):  17 inches   /   43.00 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O ring compatible
*Weight:  1820g   /   1.8 kg (*variable)
Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture:  Skin
Colour:  Black
Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN:  5060714332489
 
(large) 12.8"
Overall height:  12.8 inches  /   32.70 cm
Base height:  2.8 inches   /   7.00 cm
Insertable length:  10 inches   /   25.40 cm
Circumference (foreskin):  12.5 inches   /   31.80 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft):  11.5 inches   /   29.30 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft):  11 inches   /   28.00 cm
Circumference (base):  20.5 inches   /   52.00 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O ring compatible
*Weight:  3020g   /   3 kg (*variable)
Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture:  Skin
Colour:  Black
Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN:  5060714332496
 
(X large) 14.5"
Overall height:  14.5 inches  /   37.00 cm
Base height:  3.2 inches   /   8.30 cm
Insertable length:  11.3 inches   /   28.70 cm
Circumference (foreskin):  14.5 inches   /   37.00 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft):  13.5 inches   /   34.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft):  13 inches   /   33.00 cm
Circumference (base):  23.5 inches   /   58.70 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O ring compatible
*Weight:  4610g   /   4.6 kg (*variable)
Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture:  Skin
Colour:  Black
Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN:  5060714332502