John Thomas Toys

LANDLORD Platinum Silicone Dildo

Sale price£48.00

Size:

Small Medium Large X Large

Color:Black

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Firmness:

Soft Medium

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The Landlord isn’t just a design — he’s a personality. A figure of authority, presence and unmistakable confidence. In the stories whispered around the building, the Landlord is the one who always shows up unannounced, fills the doorway with his broad frame, and speaks in a tone that leaves no room for negotiation.

“Don't make the landlord wait.”
That’s the rule. Always has been.

His sculpted form reflects that commanding energy: a broad, substantial silhouette with soft detailed foreskin. The upper section carries a smooth, natural fold and a soft, skin‑like texture, giving him a lifelike warmth that matches his larger‑than‑life reputation.

He’s sturdy. He’s imposing. He’s the one who sets the terms.

The Landlord brings a mix of authority, charm and undeniable presence — a design with a story, a personality, and a reputation that precedes him.

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Stability and Texture

Landlord stands very well unaided.

This toy feature a smooth skin-like texture throughout, with a smooth base.

Dimensions

Specifications

(small) 8"

Overall length: 8.00 inches / 20.32 cm
Insertable length: 7.00 inches / 17.78 cm
Circumference (tip of penis): 5.70 inches / 14.50 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 7.67 inches / 19.50 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.08 inches / 18.00 cm
Circumference (base): 10.23 inches / 26.00 cm
Height (base): 1.00 inches / 2.54 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 556g / 1.22 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Skin
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334568

(medium) 10"

Overall length: 10.00 inches / 25.40 cm
Insertable length: 8.75 inches / 22.22 cm
Circumference (tip of penis): 7.48 inches / 19.00 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 9.64 inches / 24.50 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 8.66 inches / 22.00 cm
Circumference (base): 12.59 inches / 32.00 cm
Height (base): 1.25 inches / 3.17 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 1095g / 2.41 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Skin
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334575

(large) 12"

Overall length: 12.00 inches / 30.48 cm
Insertable length: 10.50 inches / 26.67 cm
Circumference (tip of penis): 9.05 inches / 23.00 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 11.61 inches / 29.50 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 10.43 inches / 26.50 cm
Circumference (base): 15.35 inches / 39.00 cm
Height (base): 1.50 inches / 3.81 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 1910g / 4.21 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Skin
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334582

(X large) 14"

Overall length: 14.00 inches / 35.56 cm
Insertable length: 12.20 inches / 30.98 cm
Circumference (tip of penis): 10.23 inches / 26.00 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 13.18 inches / 33.50 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 12.20 inches / 31.00 cm
Circumference (base): 17.71 inches / 45.00 cm
Height (base): 1.80 inches / 4.57 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 3025g / 6.66 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Skin
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334599

What You Need to Know

All Toys are designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

This toy is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone. Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC. Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non-porous, stain resistant and is incredibly durable.

We use copper moulds to produce ultra-high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone mouldings. Whilst copper moulds are expensive to create, they create consistently high quality toys every time with perfect detailing and soft texture.

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher, and being silicone, you may heat up or cool down the toy for added sensation.

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large and heavy. Make sure you read the specifications tab carefully before ordering.

Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
CE, ROHS

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