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This dong is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.
 
Rude Boi silicone dong is designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.
 
Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone.
 
Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC.
 
Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non porous, stain resistant & is incredibly durable.
 
We use copper molds to produce ultra high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone moldings.
 
You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher & being silicone you may heat up or cool down the dong for added sensation.
 
Rude Boi is definitely not a man you want dating your daughter, he feels at home on the streets of Lewisham, South London & has a reputation for fucking anything that has a heart beat !

Simple design, but then again most things in life are best this way.

Feel Rude Boi's bold head penetrate you then the ripple sensation of over 200 nodules which are found throughout his entire shaft, call the police before this street thug fucks you to death.
 
*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.
 
NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large & heavy make sure you read the specifications below carefully before ordering.
 
 
Specifications
 
(small) 7"
Overall height: 7 inches / 17.78 cm
Overall length: 7.5 inches / 19.00 cm
Base height: 1 inches / 2.54 cm
Insertable length: 6 inches / 15.24 cm
Circumference (penis head): 3.2 inches / 8.13 cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 4 inches / 10.16 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 4 inches / 10.16 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 4.1 inches / 10.41 cm
Circumference (base): 7.9 inches / 20.06 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
*Weight: 165g / 0.36 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth, bumps
Colour: Burgundy
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 50607143306453
 
(medium) 9"
Overall height: 9 inches / 22.86 cm
Overall length: 9.4 inches / 23.90 cm
Base height: 1.2 inches / 3.05 cm
Insertable length: 7.8 inches / 19.81 cm
Circumference (penis head): 4.1 inches / 10.41 cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 5 inches / 12.7 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 5.4 inches / 13.71 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 5.4 inches / 13.71 cm
Circumference (base): 10.4 inches / 26.42 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
*Weight: 373g / 0.82 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth, bumps
Colour: Burgundy
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714330652
 
(large) 12"
Overall height: 12 inches / 30.48 cm
Overall length: 12.5 inches / 31.80 cm
Base height: 1.8 inches / 4.57 cm
Insertable length: 10.2 inches / 25.91 cm
Circumference (penis head): 5.4 inches / 13.71 cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 6.5 inches / 16.51 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 7 inches / 17.78 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.4 inches / 18.79 cm
Circumference (base): 13.8 inches / 35.05 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
*Weight: 914g / 2.01 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth, bumps
Colour: Burgundy
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714330669
 
(X large) 16"
Overall height: 16 inches / 40.64 cm
Overall length: 16.5 inches / 42.00 cm
Base height: 2.5 inches / 6.35 cm
Insertable length: 14 inches / 35.56 cm
Circumference (penis head): 6.5 inches / 16.51 cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 8.6 inches / 21.84 cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 9.6 inches / 24.38 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 10 inches / 25.40 cm
Circumference (base): 18.5 inches / 46.99 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
*Weight: 2229g / 4.91 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth, bumps
Colour: Burgundy
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714330676