FREE John Thomas Toys® Life Time Warranty

 

This dong is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

 

Yuppie silicone dong is designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

 

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone.

 

Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC.

 

Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non porous, stain resistant & is incredibly durable.

 

We use copper molds to produce ultra high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone moldings.

 

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher & being silicone you may heat up or cool down the dong for added sensation.

 

Yuppie is a 27 year old gentleman socialite who resides in the desirable borough of Chelsea and Kensington, London, SW10.

He should really be living in 1984 as his vocabulary, dress style...such as his favourite Pierre Cardin cardigan which can be found wrapped around his shoulders, cigarette holder, wedge hair cut - actually his entire look and style is from the 1980s.

The lines of his erect penis like his Ferrari Testarossa is beautiful, classic and stylish, but don't even think about asking this Chelsea boy out for a date unless your net worth is more than £10 million!

 

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®, suction cup is NOT included.

 

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large & heavy make sure you read the specifications below carefully before ordering.

 

 

Specifications

 

(small) 7"

  • Overall length: 7 inches / 17.78 cm
  • Base height: 1.5 inches / 3.81 cm
  • Insertable length: 5.5 inches / 13.97 cm
  • Circumference (penis head): 3.4 inches / 8.63 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft): 4.2 inches / 10.66 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft): 4.5 inches / 11.43 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft): 4.8 inches / 12.19 cm
  • Circumference (base): 9 inches / 22.86 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight: 265g / 0.58 lbs (*variable)
  • Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Beige
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN: 5060714332274

 

(medium) 9"

  • Overall length:  9 inches  /   22.86 cm
  • Base height:  2 inches   /   5.08 cm
  • Insertable length:  7 inches   /   17.78 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  4.8 inches   /   12.19 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  5.4 inches   /   13.71 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  6 inches   /   15.24 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  6.2 inches   /   15.74 cm
  • Circumference (base):  11.6 inches   /   29.46 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  575g   /   1.26 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Beige
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714332281

 

(large) 12"

  • Overall length:  12 inches  /   30.48 cm
  • Base height:  2.8 inches   /   7.11 cm
  • Insertable length:  9.2 inches   /   23.36 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  4.5 inches   /   11.43 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  6.8 inches   /   17.27 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  7.8 inches   /   19.81 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  8.5 inches   /   21.59 cm
  • Circumference (base):  15.5 inches   /   39.37 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  1380g   /   3.04 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Beige
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714332298

 

(X large) 16"

  • Overall length:  16 inches  /   40.64 cm
  • Base height:  3.5 inches   /   8.89 cm
  • Insertable length:  12.5 inches   /   31.75 cm
  • Circumference (penis head):  5.5 inches   /   13.97 cm
  • Circumference (top of shaft):  9 inches   /   22.86 cm
  • Circumference (middle of shaft):  10.5 inches   /   26.67 cm
  • Circumference (bottom of shaft):  11 inches   /   27.94 cm
  • Circumference (base):  20.8 inches   /   52.83 cm
  • Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
  • O Ring compatible
  • *Weight:  3338g   /   7.35 lbs (*variable)
  • Material:  100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
  • CE, ROHS
  • Texture:  Skin
  • Colour:  Beige
  • Packaging:  Factory shrink wrapped
  • John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
  • Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15)  or  Medium (shore rating A-20)
  • Designed in UK
  • Made in USA
  • GTIN:  5060714332304

John Thomas® YUPPIE Platinum Silicone Dildo

£69.99 Regular Price
£52.49Sale Price
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  • John Thomas Toys® No quibble replacement Life Time Warranty is included with this product, terms & conditions apply.

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