John Thomas Toys

HANS - Platinum Silicone Dildo

Sale price£40.00

Size:

Small Medium Large X Large

Color:Black

Black Naked Almond Honey Bronze Espresso Brown

Firmness:

Soft Medium

Variant

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Foreskin
Balls
Straight Shaft
Smooth skin texture
Good for use with Sex Machine
Ideal for use with Strap on
Sturdy for use with secured base or unaided

Say hallo to Hans — the tall, charming German with a wonderfully floppy, easygoing attitude. Hans carries himself with a relaxed confidence and a shape that feels unmistakably his own.

He’s long, laid‑back, and full of personality, with a soft, flexible nature that gives him an irresistibly friendly presence. There’s a gentle whimsy to him — the kind that makes you smile before you even realise it — and a sweet little heart‑shaped detail at the top that hints at his affectionate side.

Hans has that unmistakable German blend of sturdiness and softness, a character who doesn’t need to shout to make an impression. He’s playful, approachable, and quietly proud of his unique silhouette, bringing a touch of continental charm to the collection.

Warm‑hearted, floppy, and full of personality…
Hans is ready to join the line‑up with a grin and a wink.

Stability and Texture

Hans is a very floppy fella and not designed to stand unaided.

This toy features prominent wrinkles on the balls and subtle veins along the shaft.

Dimensions

Specifications

Please note that as our measurements are done manually, there may be a deviation of up to 5mm.

Small - 8.86 inches/22.5cm

General:

Overall length: 8.86in/22.5cm
Insertable length: 6.89in/17.5cm
Ball Height: 1.97in/5cm
*Weight: 410g/0.903lbs (*variable)

Circumferences:

Head: 4.72in/12cm
Mid shaft: 5.12in/13cm
Base of shaft: 4.92in/12.5cm
Base: 9.84in/25cm

Medium - 11.22 inches/28.5cm

General:

Overall length: 11.22in/28.5cm
Insertable length: 8.86in/22.5cm
Ball Height: 2.36in/6cm
*Weight: 820g/1.807lbs (*variable)

Circumferences:

Head: 5.91in/15cm
Mid shaft: 6.3in/16cm
Base of shaft: 6.1in/15.5cm
Base: 12.4in/31.5cm

Large - 13.19 inches/33.5cm

General:

Overall length: 13.19in/33.5cm
Insertable length: 10.43in/26.5cm
Ball Height: 2.76in/7cm
*Weight: 1.36kg/3lbs (*variable)

Circumferences:

Head: 7.09in/18cm
Mid shaft: 7.68in/19.5cm
Base of shaft: 7.48in/19cm
Base: 14.76in/37.5cm

X Large - 15.75 inches/40cm

General:

Overall length: 15.75in/40cm
Insertable length: 12.6in/32cm
Ball Height: 3.15in/8cm
*Weight: 2.23kg/4.916lbs (*variable)

Circumferences:

Head: 8.27in/21cm
Mid shaft: 8.86in/22.5cm
Base of shaft: 8.66in/22cm
Base: 17.32in/44cm

What You Need to Know

All Toys are designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

This toy is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone. Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC. Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non-porous, stain resistant and is incredibly durable.

We use copper moulds to produce ultra-high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone mouldings. Whilst copper moulds are expensive to create, they create consistently high quality toys every time with perfect detailing and soft texture.

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher, and being silicone, you may heat up or cool down the toy for added sensation.

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large and heavy. Make sure you read the specifications tab carefully before ordering.