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How to get the most out of your dildo collection





So, you have your lovely collection of dildos and enjoy using them for some very intimate "me time", but how can you get even more enjoyment out of your collection?


If your dildos are from John Thomas Toys (JTT), then you will have a convenient hole in the base, which is vac-u-lock compatible.





Vac-u-lock is a system pioneered by Doc Johnson in the USA where dildos can easily be attached to other items and swapped over quickly and without any fuss spoiling "the moment".


John Thomas Toys supply their dildos with a handy suction cup adaptor that uses this hole in the base to good effect. They are great for using your dildo on smooth surfaces, but other options are worth considering.


Firstly we have strap-on harnesses, lots of which are also vac-u-lock compatible. So you can use your dildos for pegging or vaginal penetration with a partner. This is incredibly enjoyable for both parties but let me tell you my preferred use of the vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of JTT dildos.


Fucking Machines


Don't get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with a good session with a dildo using hand power or even being on the receiving end of a partner wearing a strap-on harness. But once you have experienced the pleasure and unbridled power of a good machine rodgering, you'll know why I like it so much.


Fucking machines offer many advantages over good old-fashioned quim-sticking, but with a few disadvantages too. These are outweighed by the sensations and hard orgasms you can enjoy on the receiving end of a mechanical fucking.


Why opt for some machine fun?


There are many reasons to consider enjoying a dildo on the working end of a fucking machine. The main one is the sheer performance and power of a fucking machine.


Sorry guys, no one can go on and on for hours without a break, but a fucking machine can.


No one is capable of high-speed thrusting indefinitely, but a fucking machine can.


No matter how well-endowed someone is, you can't just swap out their cock for something bigger or with more texture.


I am not bashing penis owners out there; I'm just stating some facts. You may be surprised to hear that fucking machines lend themselves to some kinky couples' play sessions.


Have you ever fantasised about double penetration or even double vaginal penetration?





Well, a fucking machine can allow you to explore those fantasies with a partner without the hassle of bringing another person into your love life.


They most definitely lend themselves to BDSM and power play sessions too. Throw in restraints and a blindfold, and you are in for a fantastic ride.


While great for able-bodied kinksters, they can also be perfect for anyone with disabilities that prevents them from being able to enjoy some intimate penetrative play.


When used on your own or within a couples play session, it allows penetration play without worrying about the partner's weight or other positioning issues. So they can be ideal for anyone with knee or back problems.


So to summarise the reasons to investigate sex machine play:


  1. They are capable of long sessions without tiring.

  2. They can thrust at mind-bending speeds generating unique sensations.

  3. You can quickly change the dildo depending on your mood.

  4. They are a great way to really get the most from your dildo collection.

  5. Oh, and it isn't going to want you to make it a sandwich after getting you off.


There are some drawbacks to using sex and fucking machines, though; these mainly revolve around cost, storage, setting it up, and putting it away afterwards.


They can be expensive, but you can shop around and get some good bargains. More costly models allow more control, even remotely over the internet, which is perfect for cam girls or anyone in a long-distance relationship.


They are pretty bulky (small ones are available but tend to lack performance), so where you store it between play sessions needs to be considered.


But that said, even with those disadvantages fucking machines have so much to offer. I love enjoying my collection of them. Yes, I have to admit to being a little bit addicted to being on the receiving end of one.


Some dildo recommendations.


Now let me tell you my favourite John Thomas Toys that I enjoy using with my fucking machines.


For vaginal play, dildos such as Mr Michelin and Twisted Tentacles are simply sublime.







The strong external textures feel incredible when thrusting in and out of me. My vaginal walls take great delight in this sort of play, and high-speed fun with these bad boys leaves me breathless. The orgasms are incredible.


I like hard and fast pounding vaginally, and these two dildos are highly recommended for some fucking machine fun.


For anal play, I prefer minimal textures but enjoy changes in girth. For that reason, The Don is absolutely perfect.






I relish the feel of it stretching me open on the way in and that relaxing feeling as it withdraws again. The vein detailing on the side gives some pleasant sensations without being too much, and that is why I love it.


For vaginal and anal fucking machine play, lube is your friend.


Tom of Finland® Water Based Lube is great and lasts well while you lay back and enjoy yourself or for anal play; the Tom of Finland® Hybrid Lube is better as it lasts much longer.








Silicone or hybrid lubes are the perfect option for anal play; trust me, your anus will love being pampered with some, especially when faced with a hard machine rodgering.


Hopefully, that has piqued your interest in experimenting with some fucking machine play. They really are a great way to expand on the pleasure you get from your dildo collection. I love mine, and they have allowed me to enjoy my John Thomas Toys dildos in some incredible play sessions.


For anyone worried about the "rise of the machines", I have enough lube so bring it on.....




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