“I’m glad you answered” said the courier. “I’m not allowed to leave this in a safe place or with a neighbour you k now”. I didn’t know that but it was quite reassuring that in my absence my silicone sex toy wouldn't have been left on my doorstep or with Brenda next door and her pervy husband.
I do tire of Malcolm next door, I often spot him curtain twitching when I pop out to empty the bin or go to put the washing on the line. Indeed quite what poor Brenda sees in him is anybodies guess!
Dave gave me his little handheld computer to scribble on to say I had received my goods and I gave him a naughty smile as he placed my parcel into my hands. I think he must have picked up on it as he stared at me curiously. He had no idea that inside was a 7” platinum silicone dong which I was going to use to pleasure myself with for the rest of the day. How this notion tickled me.
“Have a lovely day” I said to the courier as he left continuing his round of deliveries. I closed my front door and then ran into the living room to tear open the parcel. “Blimey” I thought this is well packaged! The sex toy had been shrink wrapped, then it had been placed in bubble wrap, then it had been placed in a plush velvet bag and then there were hundreds of bits of protective packaging all around it. I used to love cheesy wotsits as a child and it amused me that the packaging looked a lot like them! How funny I thought.
I finally got Beastli out. This striking black ‘beast’ of a sex toy. It was all ridged and rippled with a prominent head. My heart rate seemed to increase and I could feel my body tingling in anticipation.
With my sex toy in my hand I wondered where I should go and try it out. It seemed such a lovely day outside again and I knew my overlooking neighbours car had gone so there seemed no reason not carry on my sun-worshipping whilst indulging in my fun.
I lay down on my sun lounger and discreetly removed my underwear. I grasped Beastli and slowly began to tease him around my pussy. I had never masturbated before so this was all new territory for me but how hard could it be?
I am so used to Jack penetrating me in a missionary style, traditionally just as I am getting into it he groans, rolls off and falls asleep...
I slipped Beastli inside me and it felt amazing. This was not like Jack’s meagre penis this adult toy felt amazing. Every ridge and groove of this platinum silicone dong got me more and more excited as I plunged it deeper and deeper.
I dared not get too vocal in my indulgences with my new best friend, this sex toy surely had been built to please and I was definitely getting my moneys worth.
The sun beat down upon me and I was getting up quite a sweat and about to reach my first ever orgasm. I know this now as I had always faked them with Jack although in truth I didn't really know what one was.
Just as I felt my body was about to release, the door bell went again. Now this was more than frustrating this was down right inconvenient. Who had the audacity to interrupt a woman in need?
I opened the door and there he was again, the courier of all people. I was flushed and sweaty and not properly attired. His van had broken down and needed to call the depot, or so he said. I was a bit suspicious as to why he needed to borrow my phone as I was sure I had heard his phone buzzing earlier but I didn’t mind. I was highly receptive for Dave now as he was a real man unlike my excuse of one.
I invited him inside and showed him where the phone was. Whether he actually made a call or not I will never know but as I made my way outside to get my drink I suddenly felt very embarrassed. I had left my platinum silicone dildo in the hallway and there is no way the courier wouldn't have seen it.
Quite what one is supposed to say under these circumstances is anyone’s guess.
“Did you like your delivery then?” said Dave. This was going to be awkward I thought. Then to my surprise Dave took off his shirt right there and then all the while complaining how hot it was.
I couldn’t agree more it was very hot and getting hotter by the second!