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Pup play has received quite a bit of media attention recently, mostly good, but some of it is just sensationalised. The fact that you are reading this means the thought of it must interest you, so I will let you know what it is all about.


Pup play is a form of escapism with a sexual element, and it's part of the BDSM spectrum of activities. Participants like to get into the mindset of puppies or older dogs and their owners while acting accordingly.


While this may sound a bit weird from the outside, it's a lot of fun with many people enjoying it. It involves lots of playtimes and can also involve training and punishment for wayward pups, of course.


As part of pup play, dressing the part is considered very important by most practitioners as it helps you get into the mindset of a pup.


A collar and leash is the simplest accessory that can be worn to help a pup get into the role.


Want to treat or humiliate your pup depending on their outlook on life? Take them into a pet shop and try collars on for size; that way, you know you are getting a good fit.


A collar signifies ownership and can also be used for control purposes with the leash. Good pups can also have their own dog tag with their name and owners' details on it.


Hoods are a popular element of pup play, and they allow the wearer to get into the role of a romping puppy; these range from beginner’s hoods to fully fitted customised ones that cost hundreds of pounds.


You can also get mittens with pawprints on them and hobblers that bind your calves and thigh together so you can only get around on all fours. These all help the wearer get into the mindset of a puppy. Mobility restrictions, collars and hoods all help create the scene for those who enjoy pup play.


But things can get much kinkier


For more kinky play, tails can be worn. Often these come in the form of a butt plug that the wearer inserts and wears, proudly wagging their tail.


One fun version of the dog tail butt plug is the Good Boy from John Thomas Toys. It is thin, body-safe, and so much fun. Insert it, and then get wagging to show everyone how much you enjoy it. Its narrow tail makes it easy to get a good wag going.









They combine the pleasure of butt play with pup play, and when you wag your tail, you feel some delightful sensations through the butt plug. So, if you see a pupster wagging its tail, you can rest assured that they really are happy.


Some of these tail butt plugs can even vibrate, and the pup's owner can even use ones with remote control capabilities to reward good behaviour from afar.


Don't forget to use some good quality water-based lube with any butt toys, though, such as J-Jelly.





Things get even kinkier when you think about some of the incredibly realistic dildos on the market based on a dog’s anatomy. Yes, you read that right; you can even enjoy the pleasures of a dildo shaped like an animal’s phallus.


Some might think that strange but think of it like this. You are just using another fantasy dildo shape; it's just for pup players, its handy if the fantasy dildo is a dog’s cock. So you can enjoy one without the shame or possible police involvement if experimenting with the real thing.


These fantasy dildos feature a knot that considerably widens the shaft by the base. It can be a real challenge that is so much fun to overcome. Often it is the knot play that users of these dildos find most enjoyable.





Check out the Original Dogs Cock platinum silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys to see what I mean about a knot. It really makes those last few inches a real squeeze to get it. They have it in stunning colours, and their fusion pouring technique produces incredible colour mixes.


Pup play can be as vanilla or as kinky as you want it to be. It can be fun to play as the pup, but owning one can be so much fun too.

They need lots of exercise, playtime and attention. Remember, a Pup isn't just for Christmas, so look after yours and always keep them on a leash (unless they are playing).


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Let me tell you about one of the big passions in my life, and that is sex machines. I love being on the receiving end of one. The way that they can go on and on without tiring is fantastic and is perfect for long edging sessions or just quickies.


Sex machines are capable of incredible performance that will make your toes curl and laying back and just feeling one hammering away inside you is amazing.


One of the best things about sex machines is that you can kink things up by varying the attachments you fit on the end of the thrust rod.

There are lots of different attachment methods for sticking your dildo onto the end of your fucking machine. It can get confusing with weird names like Quick-lock, Kliklock or XLR. All are designed to allow you to quickly change dildos, but lots of these systems have some serious drawbacks.


My favourite attachment method is called the Vac-u-lock system, and it is so easy to use. You get an adaptor on the end of your machine's thrust rod, and vac-u-lock compatible dildos have a hole in the base.


To mount the dildo, you push it onto the adaptor, and that displaces air from the hole in the base of your dildo holding it tightly in place. To change the dildo, just break the seal with a finger and pull the dildo off (ooer that sounds rude).

It's a rapid and easy way to change dildos mid-play without losing the mood, which is why I love it.


My favourite supplier of vac-u-lock compatible dildos is John Thomas Toys. Their fantastic range of body-safe silicone creations is perfect for safe play no matter what orifice you need hammering into next week.


Preparation


You are going to need to get some things together to get the best out of a fucking machine session with a dildo such as the Spock's Cock (an amazing dildo with a fantastic name too).

You will also need some good quality lube, as sex machines can really shift, so lube is your friend. I can recommend J-Jelly as it's water-soluble and non-irritating.





Don't forget a towel; it's helpful to catch lube, squirt, cum or whatever and helps reduce the laundry bill if things get messy.

Top Tip: I also put some corn starch inside the holes of my dildos as it helps make it a little easier to remove them from the attachment.


Positions


I can give three main positions a solid recommendation from personal experience. For smaller textured dildos from John Thomas Toys, like the small Ramsta I prefer to get a good seeing to on my back, missionary style.





This is because the machine can be angled down, and I can enjoy some seriously quick thrusting that feels sublime (don't forget the lube). Plus, it's a fantastic position if I feel lazy and want to just lay there while being pleasured.


I prefer doggy style for larger dildos that widen as you take more of it, such as the Don.

That's because, in that position, it helps to open you up to take more and more. Plus, let's face it, who doesn't enjoy being hammered from behind in that position.






Now for exhibitionists out there (I am talking to you kinky web performers), your audience would really enjoy seeing you take on a John Thomas Dildo while sitting on the edge of a chair with the machine on the floor.


This position helps the viewers, or your admirers see what is going on, and webcam shows like this can quickly get the tips flowing in. Plus, open-legged positions like that allow you to show off the rest of your assets, and of course, your hands are free to thrill your audience in other ways.


John Thomas Toys dildos are perfect for just enjoying yourself or with a friend or as a prop in a webcam show. The vast range and, dare I say it, huge sizes mean they feel incredible and look incredible too.






Sex machines are the perfect way to take your dildo play to the next level, and I have so much fun with my John Thomas Toys dildos and stretchers.


So if you enjoy a bit of fucking machine play, you should check out the John Thomas Toys range of silicone dildos. Their lifetime guarantee and materials used are second to none. You also get a great storage bag to protect your investment and new friend.

Now get on over to their website, and let's all look forward to the "rise of the machines".


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Updated: Jan 22




Pegging, if it’s good enough for Deadpool, then why not try it yourself


You can't deny it; pegging has been getting much attention lately and a resurgence in popularity. Even Wade Wilson (Deadpool) is partial to a bit of face down, ass up fun with his partner. Who can forget that iconic scene in the Deadpool film?


For those unaware, "Pegging" is a term used to describe anal penetration by someone wearing a strap-on dildo. Often it involves a penis owner being on the receiving end of a strap-on worn by someone else, but in fact, it can involve any gender. After all, we all have a 'tradesman's-entrance'.


In this article, I will give you some pointers and tips on how to increase your enjoyment of this popular activity and, just as importantly, doing it safely.


Now, the thought of being penetrated anally may not appeal to most people at first glance but think about it for one moment. The anus is packed full of nerves, and anal play can be incredibly pleasurable, taking your sex life to a new level of kink and fun.


Anal sex isn't without its challenges, but when done right, it can be amazing. Pegging can take your intimate play to a whole new level of enjoyment.


So why would you want to be pegged?


Pegging is often associated with power-play dynamics. Usually, it is the penis owner behind doing the work and, of course, the penetration. But with pegging, that dynamic is often reversed with the strap-on owner taking on the more dominant role.


This is one of the reasons why Dominatrixes often enjoy pegging play, as they can use it to put someone in their place. But it isn't all about power play or BDSM; pegging can be gentle, loving and highly intimate.


Psychologically there is a lot to unpack there but rest assured, the desire to be pegged is totally normal.


So, what do you need?


Firstly, you need a partner who will enjoy pegging, as either the giver or receiver of the action, of course.

Next, you are going to need three main things. A strap-on harness, a dildo that is compatible with it (more on that in a moment) and lube, lots of lube.





Lube is your biggest friend when it comes to anal play as your anus doesn't self-lubricate, and dry bumming is just a huge no, no.


Harness types


Many different strap-on harness types are available, and a quick google will show you some excellent options. There are two main methods of holding a dildo in place on a harness, and the type you opt for will affect the dildos that can be used with it.





One popular method of attaching a dildo to a harness is with silicone 'o'-rings. This requires a dildo with a flared base to work, which is its main disadvantage over the other method. A silicone ring is placed over the dildo, and this ring is attached to the harness providing a secure way of holding a dildo in place as you thrust with it.


My preferred option, though, is to use a vac-u-lock compatible strap-on harness. The Vac-u-lock system allows quick and easy dildo swaps, so you could try lots of different shapes in one session without long pauses that could ruin the mood.





Dildo types


As with harnesses, there are many different dildo options available online. One thing you need to be aware of is material types when selecting a dildo.

Steer clear of cheap dildos made from jelly, PVC, silagel, or anything porous. You don't want bacteria to start growing inside the surface of your dildo, as that will be impossible to clean.

I always recommend silicone dildos, as platinum cure silicone such as the blend used by John Thomas Toys is non-porous, both latex and phthalate-free and also hypoallergenic. In other words, the perfect dildo material and perfect for bum play.


Cleaning is easy as you can just wash these dildos in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on them. You can even clean them in the dishwasher or boil them to sterilise them so you can use them between partners.

Silicone is the god of dildo materials, and it's the only option I recommend or use myself, for that matter.


Dildo Recommendations


This is something that is going to be different for everyone. But I will suggest a couple of beginners, intermediate and challenge dildos from the excellent John Thomas Toys range of silicone dildos.

For beginners, you will want something with not too much girth and a relatively smooth shaft. For that reason, check out UMBUNGO'S FINGER, or GOOD BOY, which is a dog’s tail. It sounds weird, but it will be great for getting used to being pegged and building your confidence. Start with something small unless you are already an anal Olympian, in which case John Thomas Toys have you covered there too.





Look at the BULLY BOY (above) with its tapering shaft for intermediate play, which will gradually expand you as it penetrates.


If you want to stretch and get used to pegging, then the EDGEWARE TRAINER (below) is a good option; its tapered shaft will keep you on your toes and help you to enjoy larger toys.





Lube up and stay lubed


Lube is key to good anal play; you need lots of it, and you will need to keep it topped up during longer play sessions.


John Thomas Toys have a great range of lubes but stay away from the numbing ones if you are training, as you need to listen to your body.


I can highly recommend the J-Lube, which comes as a powder that you mix yourself, and it's a highly cost-effective way to have lots of lube available for play. So, it's good for your wallet/purse as well as your ass.





Other good options are the Tom of Finland® Hybrid lube and the Anal Lube (natural).


Joanne's top pegging tips


1. Lube is king; as already stated, use lots of it and keep it flowing. Put it on the dildo and also work some inside your anus before you start to play.

2. Relax and choose a dildo you can easily insert for your first session. Try it yourself before handing it to someone to fit to their strap-on harness.

3. Only use body-safe materials like silicone.

4. Agree on a safe word to use if things get too intense.

5. Get comfortable, doggy is an excellent position and make sure the room isn't too cold.

6. Think about warming the dildo before use, as it will make insertion a much easier task. Cold dildos make you clench. So, soak the dildo in warm water for ten minutes before use.

7. Think about using an enema kit before anal play if you are squeamish because it prevents a possible mess.

8. Communicate during your session; if you are the giver, listen to the receiver and take things slowly.

9. Don't be the person whose eyes are bigger than their ass. Start small and work your way up to the more substantial toys.

10. Enjoy. Anal can be amazing when done right, just remember the lube and start slow and small before getting more adventurous.

I hope you have found this helpful information. Pegging can be a fantastic experience, no matter which side of the dildo they are on. It is very intimate and can be used in lots of different role-play scenarios to spice up your bedroom fun and games.




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